By Sam Bobrick
Two Acts
One Set — A funeral chapel
16 Characters — 11 men, 5 women
The play is a memorial service for a very despicable human being. It is a bawdy, lewd, outrageous piece that does not shed a good light on anyone, man or myth. It is definitely not for a family audience or anyone holding on to the fabled notion that in this world we live in there is still such a thing as common decency. You may be shocked, you may be angered, you may be shocked again. On the other hand, it is funny.
LUCAS GRISWALD — A Minister — early thirties
MILDRED KLING — The deceased's current wife — late thirties
SUE ANN KLING — The deceased's daughter — late thirties
JORDAN KLING — The deceased's son — late twenties
FRANK KLING — The deceased's brother — early fifties
RITA KLING — The deceased's second wife — early forties
JEB SPAWN — An employee of the deceased — mid forties
RUBY KLING — The mother of the deceased — early seventies
JACK DONOVAN — Chief of Police — late forties
MISTRESS SHIRLEY — A dominatrix — early thirties
BERNIE BEATRICE BAYER — The deceased's male lover — late thirties
EDWIN SITZ — The County Coroner — mid forties
DENNIS KEMPLER — A mortuary employee — early thirties
MAYNARD OATS — The deceased's accountant — mid forties
LEONARD CHESTER KLING — The deceased — mid fifties
IRWIN GOLDFARB — A lawyer — mid fifties
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